Time on Their Hands

I think my mama and papa have too much free time on their hands in Floor-i-duh and I might have found a solution.

I'll start a company, buy a van and put them to work.  hahahahahaha

Until next time...Sir Titan of Nottingham CGC TT

It Must be the Otterhound

According to my DNA, I am an Otterhound mix.  That must explain the fancy "braids" on my tail and the funny looking cowlicks on my hunky behind!

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Cheese, it's Not

My mama usually fills my red bone with string cheese.  No matter how tightly she stuffs it in there, I get it out in about 5 minutes.  That sort of defeats her purpose, since she wants it to take me a looooong time and make me tired.  

She surprised me today with my red bone but it wasn't full of cheese.  Today it was cold and hard and really yummy.  Today she stuffed it with a mixture of unsweetened applesauce and Greek yo-gurt and it was FROZEN!  Not Frozen, like the movie but frozen, like from the freezer!  I worked on it for a loooooong time, just like my mama wanted and then I was so tired, I took a nap.

 

 

 

 

Until next time...Sir Titan of Nottingham CGC TT

ARGH...The Water Spitting Snake

I had a shower tonight.  I'm embarrassed to admit how long it's been since I had a bath or a shower, so I won't admit it.  Suffice it to say...it's been a long time.  The main reason for the absurdly long length of time since my last shampooing is my terror of the water spitting snake in the shower!  I hate the water, I hate the sprayer, I hate everything about it and it makes me shake uncontrollably.  Soooo, I don't get cleaned up very often.  But...tonight my mama said "enough is enough" and she bribed me with my favorite treat...BACON...to follow her into the bathroom.  Then, she shut.the.door!  Uh Oh, that never means anything good.  

She put on her swimsuit, climbed into the shower and offered me more BACON.  Thanks to my love of BACON, there was nothing I could do other than follow her, then she shut.the.shower.door, too!  UGH.  She was a little concerned that I would try to bolt right through the glass door in an effort to make my escape, but I didn't.  I quite possibly was too terrified to move.  There isn't any photographic proof of my shower experience because both of my mama's hands were busy and there wasn't any room for my papa in the shower. 

However, I have after-the-shower pictures and if I do say so myself...I'm more handsomer than ever.  HA!  As if that's possible. 

Whiter whites and most beautiful browns

As much as I love BACON, I'm still kinda mad at my mama.

You tricked me!

Until next time...Sir Titan of Nottingham CGC TT

Good Green Grass

When we walk to the hospital, we always stop to rest and have a drink.  I love the grass at the hospital, it feels soft and cool.

 

AND it makes me smile!

Until next time...Sir Titan of Nottingham CGC TT

Get in the Car

GET in the car...get in the CAR...GET IN THE CAR...

and so it goes.

Yes, I hear you.  Yes, I am perfectly capable of getting in the car.  However, I thoroughly enjoy hearing you try to figure out what word will propel me forward and into the car.  hahahahaha  I also enjoy seeing how long you will wait before you throw in the towel, pick me up and put me in the car.  Then...I win!

Until next time...Sir Titan of Nottingham CGC TT

Floor-i-duh Sunshine

Ahhhh, I do enjoy this warm Floor-i-duh sunshine on my face!

 

Until next time...Sir Titan of Nottingham CGC TT

Snuggles

The only time I really like snuggling is in the morning when I've kicked my papa out of bed and my mama and I have it all to ourselves.

I told my mama she could most definitely NOT put these on Facebook!

Until next time...Sir Titan of Nottingham CGC TT
 

Enjoying Floor-i-duh

The trip was okay, I sleep most of the way!

Snug as a bug in a rug

Now that we are here, I'm getting used to my backyard again.

Soaking up some late afternoon sun

Something caught my eye

My mama and I enjoyed a few minutes sitting on the dock, next to the water. It smells good down there.

Until next time...Sir Titan of Nottingham CGC TT