Thursday, May 3, 2012

Oh My Dog Food

My mama and papa have decided to start making my dog food.  You can read about the whole process on my mama's blog here.  She went on and on and on about the whole thing...b.o.r.i.n.g!  I can tell you that it has turkey, rice, carrots, olive oil and some special supplement so I get all the vitamins and minerals I need to keep looking like my awesome self.  It tastes delicious and I eat it all up.  Then I walk around licking my lips and check back to see whether or not I'm really finished. 
Almost all gone
This is what 20 days of food looks like in the freezer.
Would you like to have your people make food for you?  Wondering what it takes?  I'll share my secret...just don't eat anything else they put down.  I mean, look like you're gonna eat it, sniff it, lick it, then just calmly walk into the other room and lie down.  Don't forget to give them your saddest eyes.  I like to really tease them by eating it for a day or two, then turn my nose up at it.  They totally crack me up!  They add cheese, which I might eat for a day or two.  Then...nope, thanks anyway.  They add carrots, which I might eat for a day or two.  Then...nope, not interested and walk away.  They even go to the store and buy some other flavor of the food I'm not eating.  duh!  Sometimes, because I was actually hungry, I ate whatever was in my bowl.  Sometimes I went all day without eating.  hahaha, that really drives them crazy.  I'm not saying this is easy.  Do you have any idea how long it took me to get homemade food?  Nearly.Two.Years!!!  Can you even imagine?  I think the real kicker was when I got di-a-ree-uh...a lot.  Now, I admit, that's desperate, but a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do. 

Good luck and remember...don't ever give up.

Until next time...Sir Titan of Nottingham

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